"who am I"?!!!!...

My name is colin Glasgow. I believe this is the most impersonal way you can get to know someone. If you really want to know who I am, leave your computer and give me a call. Lets go get coffee or tea, take a walk, drive somewhere, fly a kite, go to a shooting range, discuss life, art, the world, society as we know it, our past, our present and things to come. If you really want to know who i am. you'll do that. If you dont have my number, Here you go. (816) 536-8179. If you're a stalker, dont call me or I will stalk you and see how much you like it. If you try to hurt me i might club you like a baby seal or just break you like communion bread. Chances are though if you're on this right now anyway, Trying to get to know me, I probably dont want to get to know you that much. I suppose thats just the sad reality of it though. I'm really a nice guy though and everything you've read thus far... Well its probably just a weak attempt to sound tough or like a nonconformist os some cliched little social category lke that. Anyway I hope getting to know me was exciting for you. Tune in next time to here me ramble more about absolutely nothing.